Author's note: I first reviewed Falling Down on May 6th, 2000. Triumphantly, I announcing it as "our 150th review!" That revew is still available in all its poverty and horror. It, like so many of my early reviews, disserves to be replaced, or quietly burried. (I know, so why link to it, right? For the Internet's sake, friend. For the Internet's sake.)

Falling Down is, perhaps, the only good movie Joel Schumacher ever made; the story of two men and the compromises forced upon them by life in a United States largely unaltered (certainly not for the better) by the passage of twelve years. The social forces close to Falling Down's palpitating heart still exercise a steady, downward drag on this country's isolated citizenry of lonely, atomized, all-too-fragile selves.

Falling Down is nominally the story of one man's violent rampage. Yet this is no mere portrait of an all-American maniac. Our protagonist, Bill (Michael Douglas), is much, much more, a collision of temperament and circumstance. Falling Down is also the story of a LAPD Robbery Sergeant Prendergast's (the Robert Duvall) last day on the job. Yet this is no police procedural. Prendergast (unlike his fellow cops) is not a telegenic, CSI-style beauty, and he is not a hard-nosed, world-weary urban warrior. Other cops in his precinct serve those roles, and half the beauty of Falling Down lies in its courageous undermining of such traditional cliches, even as it falls back on others.

We first meet Bill in a stereotypical LA Freeway traffic jam as he goes quietly, desperately insane. Escaping his overheated car with its broken window cranks and buzzing flies, Bill sets off on foot across the City of Angels, a lone white guy in a white shirt and striped tie, carrying a briefcase. (What could possibly go wrong, right?) The film follows Bill's journey across town and up the socio-economic ladder. Roving the streets, Bill encounters various individuals who goad him into increasingly-destructive acts of violence. News of Bill gradually Prendergast as he works his way through one more day in Downtown Robbery, piecing the puzzle together and allowing the film to slowly peel back the layers of Bill, who goes unnamed for most the piece. The end credits refer to him only as "D-Fens" after his abandoned car's vanity license. Gradually, we learn Bill's ultimate destination: his little girl's birthday party. Unfortunately, Bill's ex-wife Elizabeth (Hollywood native Barbara Hershey), who has a restraining order to go alone with her full custody, is none-too-pleased when Bill telephones to (initially) announce his coming and (eventually) strike terror.

A pregnant violence runs through the proceedings, implicit in Bill's very look. "Remember," one of Prendergast's fellow-officers remarks early on, "anything can happen today." Stories of officers killed in the line of duty (last day or no last day) assault Prendergast throughout, while the landscape of Los Angeles itself seems to conspire to push Bill all the way over his personal edge. Posters reading "Kill" and "Gone" glare at him from walls and bus shelters. Gangsters materialize out of the smog of East Los Angeles. That same smog chokes the view Bill finds through the holes in his shoes. Weapons almost literally fall into his hands. Over the course of the film, Bill gradually sheds his civilian identity, trading his briefcase for a gym bag full of guns. His slacks and tie give way to green fatigues and stolen rocket launchers. His everyday, middle class, American values slowly drain away, along with his inhibitions. Similarly, we the audience experience our own paradigmatic shift as we watch Bill mutate from hero to tragic villain.

Tragic in the sense that Bill's fatal flaw lies implicit in his character. Here is a man who bought into the American Dream--too bad he bought on credit. He had it all (as his home videos reveal): wife, kid, dog, job at a defense Contractor's plant. "I built missiles," Bill informs us. "I helped to defend America." But, outsourcing being what it is..."I'm overeducated and underskilled...or is that the other way around?" Never mind that. Evidence suggests Bill was never a Sensitive, New Age Male, even before downsizing shattered the one remaining pillar of his identity. Elizabeth left him prior to his job-loss, fearing, as she does here, for her own, and her daughter's safety.

In under two hours then, Falling Down manages to indict the whole of American society. "I'm an American," Bill tells Nick, the Nazi Surplus Store Owner he meets along his way, "you're a sick asshole." The Nazi's question is ours: "What kind of vigilante are you?" None at all. "I'm just a man trying to get home to his little girl's birthday. And if everybody will just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt." Unfortunately for those of us trapped in our concrete hives, no one can stay out of everyone's way. Bill just has the shit luck, on what is arguably the shittiest day of his life, to cross paths with the worst of the worst. Unscrupulous Korean grocers. Cliched Mexican gangsters. Indolent construction workers. Unthinking, happy-faced fast-food workers. Rich old men on golf courses. The police. Los Angeles itself, so much like the desert it grew out of, like a batch of He-La cells left to divide on a hotplate. Some commentators accused this film of racism, ignoring Bill's upward mobility through America's unmentionable caste system. Let that be another lesson: in a pre-9/11 world, race always trumped class. It still does.

Prendergast should know, but doesn't. This film isn't a Marxist tract, no matter how well it could work in that light. It is nothing more than, quite simply, American. Prendergast proves this. His office floats in sublimated cynicism and unabashed testosterone, like any other movie-precinct. It has its jokers (D.W. Moffett, channeling Bill Pullman in Predator 2) and its tokens, its hateful Captain (Raymond J. Barry, every inch the bastard brass) and its hot female detective (the wonderful Rachel Ticotin), the only one who'll listen. We get the sense that Prendergast has good reason to leave all this behind, and his manipulative, emotionally distraught shrew of a wife only seized on those reasons to strong-arm him into retirement. She didn't put them there, no more than Elizabeth put the rage into her husband's heart. We feel Prendergast has as much, if not more, reason to snap. Yet he nurtures a quality Bill lacks: simple, human empathy. This, and not the badge, (the only cops Elizabeth meets are dicks) makes Prendergast the real hero, if such a thing can exist in such a morally ambivalent picture.

Purposefully ambivalent, Falling Down plays with its audience, allowing us to revel in Bill's adolescent acting-out while never loosing sight of how these acts appear to Bill’s victims. Over and over, character's mistake Bill for a robber, a "vigilante," a "nut." As he confronts Prendergast at the end he asks, wistfully, "Am I the bad guy?" Yes, Bill, to the untrained eye (my own, at age sixteen, for example). But the very fact Bill gets to ask that question undermines the "good buy/bad guy" duality. In real life, we rarely know where we fall until someone else comes a long to tell us there are no clean, paired absolutes. Real life is not mathematics. It does not balance and sometimes it stinks. "But that doesn’t give you some special right to do what you did today?"

What has Bill done? In the end, not much of anything. A few shootings, one rather-lovely explosion. Some property damage, which I can always get behind. But in the end he succeeds only in depriving his wife and child of his presence in their lives, not to mention peace of mind.

This is a story, then, of ultimate collapse, a film unafraid to call fundamentals to question. Falling Down holds up a cracked mirror and says, "Take a long hard look." In that, it is a horror story, incorrectly shelved, and perhaps one of the best horror stories of the early 90s. Well scripted by Ebbe Roe Smith, directed with a flair and panache ol' Joel has yet to recapture, Falling Down is a film built like the ticking bomb. Watch with caution, and be blown away.